Palinbot Poetry

James Steinbrecher, posting on Sarah’s OFFICIAL site

PSALM 2009

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
…He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog ……
And Obama was a tree.

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Griff-Red Griffin (writes on Facebook)

There was a man named Barney Frank
Who held a seat; that came with a spank.
All it took; was a trip to his pad,
And there he was, a “callboy” in clad.

Barney employed him as his personal aide,
But in the end, the prostitute was paid.
After it was over, and all was said and done;
The voters then wondered if it was just notorious fun.

The moral of this story is not how it goes;
All about Barney and his prostitute woes.
But it’s all about the voters, and what they definitely need;
A man who sits in Congress; and is non-scandalous most indeed.

sherry griffin

Sherry seems to have basic vocabulary problems – a common affliction with Palinbots –  but there is no problem with her homophobia,  she has that down pat!

 

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Warning: once again, I suggest you get a barf bag before reading this! Sorry, but I just had to share this: I get SUCH a kick out of this stuff!

Mrs. President 2012

Sarah our beloved beautiful girl
Like our flag that will unfurl
You inspire so many at this time
Opened eyes and exposed crime
Hatred is regurgitated with utter vile
You blast them back with gracious style
They have minions willing to defend
What we see they can’t comprehend
I, like the masses will stand by your side
We will conquer without breaking stride
Taking back what has given us grief
Come 2012 you will remove that Communist in Thief….

Written by: Rodney Bush
Independent Minded Republican…

I picture him as someone who never ‘got’ poetry at school so he assumes it isn’t supposed to make sense; all that matters  is that the words rhyme!

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